Pity the World’s Plants!

(#4 in the series: PR… Activism… Or Both, otherwise known as Poking Fun, Some.)

In the heated abortion debate, plants are being totally ignored.

It’s not only human females that have fetuses.

Plants have their seeds, and a seed’s overall development, like a fetus’s, can probably go haywire, occasionally. Causing plants, in their own way — and with their own methods, you’d think — to have to sometimes abort a seed, or two.

Can plants be raped? Not as far as we humans know, if there’s any way to know that.

So at least, there’s less concern about plants being forced into giving birth to progeny caused by forced intercourse. But we don’t know for sure.

If pro-lifers are so hell-bent on sticking their noses in human female matters, shouldn’t they also be sticking their noses in plants?